People pay way to much attention to me.

There are too many folks who pay way too much attention to me.
No, not the me here, this is a fictional character that only a handful of people have read.
I mean the RL me. Folks know everything about me, research things I've done, and talk to me about it.
I ain't that interesting, it's really weird.

Weird and sad. Because I have a somewhat interesting career and life, folks watch it because, in my opinion, they have next to nothing in theirs except for disappointment.

Screw that. Pet a cat. Watch your children play in mud. Look at a flower.

All of that is much better than paying attention to me. stop it.