God ain't

You know what convinced me there is no god?

Testicles.

Yeah, simple.  Balls.  There is no god because of balls.

Think about it.  What's the stupidest thing in men (all mammals)?  Testicles.

They are the most sensitive thing on a male's body.  And they hang out there, just waiting to be hit, pinched, sat on, whatever.  Why are they there?  Why aren't they like ovaries, protected deep inside the body?

Well,I learned in 7th grade,  they have to be outside because they cannot produce viable sperm inside the body because it's too hot in there, sperm can only be produced at a temperature lower than body heat if they hang outside so they can be at less than body temperature.  In a sac that sags or shrinks to regulate temperature.

How incredibly stupid!  Any omnipotent creator wouldn't do something that stupid.  God either doesn't exist, or is too stupid to worship.

Balls equal no god.  Easy.

One challenging thing

Here's one of the challenges you have;
I'm going on vacation in a few weeks with my regular woman.
But, I'm going to be gone for about 3 weeks, so I have to tell my #1 & #2 GF that I will be gone.
If it's only a few days, or even a week, I can usually fabricate skillful text messages that make it appear that I'm still at work but too busy to engage with the side women.
But 3 weeks is too long.  So I have to tell them.  And I know it will be a crisis.

GF #1 forst, because she's the least self-sufficient.  I text her the news.  Drama through text erupts. "See, this is why we'll never work!"  "You are building a even bigger history with her!" and so on.
I negotiate through that (all through text)  and, no surprise in the end, we arrange to meet at our favorite  hotel for 5 hours of lovemaking the day before I go off on vacation.

GF #2 was tonight.  She's a little bit easier.  We have dinner (she *like* Olive Garden, a girl of simple pleasures) we go back to her condo and make out, etc.  Then we're puttering in her kitchen, and we talk about getting together the next two weeks.  And I casually toss off "because I'll be gone for a couple of weeks at the end of October".
Chill wind blows through.
She starts to integrate this.  Takes about 1/2 hour in total, we work through why our situation will never change. I say "It will change".  What I mean is "Yeah, I'm going to dump live-in GF and marry GF #1" but it's interpreted as "Oh baby, we'll be together!' . I never lie, but I let people draw their own conclusions without correcting them.
Tension, lots of her talking, me sagely nodding, and we're all done.  She's integrated that I'll be gone for a while.  She loves me and misses me already.  Next week sometime I'll let her know it's actually going to be 3 weeks, but she's accepted the 2, the three will be 5 minutes of angst.
So I leave, and she can't let me go out the door.

Hard part done.  Now just a bit more sex before I take off for vacation

10 minutes after I posted this I realized I missed the point I was trying to make.

I just told two women "Hey, you're out of my life for 3 weeks, I'm cruising around with some other woman flying 1st class  and paying $1,700 a night on a 3 week trip".

Yes, it hit them hard.  But in both cases, with careful coaching, within 1/2 hour they BOTH were back to saying how much they loved me and how they wanted me.

What is this?  That's part of this blog, if you haven't figured it out yet.  Every one of these eposes is real, but is sounds like some hardcore manfiction.  It isn't.

These three women are putting up with what is to me unendurable emotional whipsawing.  Yes, I do actually love them all.  But I'm not committed to ANY OF THEM!
And all three put up with it anyway.  Because I listen to them.  Because I treat them, even once a week, as real, live, human important creatures.  Because they are, I don't lie.
But the emotional turmoil they suffer just to continue to have contact with me, a guy that doesn't happen to be an absolute shit, is extreme.

Why?
What have we done to women in our culture?

Still thinking.  And still enjoying having sex in various ways with three women every week.  Which is a biologic imperative genetically that afflicts the male side, another thing to ponder.
Stay tuned.

Business as usual

Been a few months, let me catch you up.
The married girlfriend tried to text break-up.  I obliged.  She recanted immediately.  We have a date to go roll in the hay in two weeks.
The secondary GF.  Well, 2 weeks ago I made love to her on this ratty couch I'm typing from.  When we were done, and she was a limp rag, she held me and said I know your really good at your job, but you're better at this!"  Which actually means a great deal, since I am rather famous at my day job (no hints) and she knows this.  Nothing better than hearing "you really like eating my pussy" and "I want you inside me" in 15 minutes.
Meanwhile, the two GFs both want me to marry them.  Somewhat desperately.  The long-term woman said last weekend "You're not with me full time because you don't want to be!"  Well yeah.  With 10 million in the bank I could be there with you every day.  don't want to be.    But even with that huge clue she silently puts up with me leaving every monday morning.  Even though I've told I would give her millions if we split.
On the one hand you might think this is screwed up.  3 women who I dally with who each desperately want more.  But then again it's 3 women who I give more real attention and affection (I do) than anyone they have ever had in their lives.
While I agree that some of you might think this cad-ish, what I thin is that the rest of the men out there are absolute crap.  If what I give, which is actual listening and caring about these girls without committing a thing, is more desirable than the crap they get from other guys I'l at least providing some love.  Which is actually real.
Weird and wonderful.

They;re all crazy.

Current count;
Regular GF.  Same stuff, not too exciting.  Steady.  Boring.
Second #1:  Can't live without me.  "with me, every other relationship is worse without you".
Blast from the past that I made love to the other night "my body seems to have woken up from a long slumber."  Well yeah, I'm good in the sack.
First alternate and 2nd alternate are confused about their current relationship, want to have long talks with me.  Talk is what I give.  No, listen is what I give.
And that's the soul of it lads.  Listen.  Don't talk.  Listen.  Then touch them tenderly.  And sincerely.  You can love them all.  And they all get happier.

Been a while

And my last post in January said "three months" for the married woman.  Took a little longer, logistics.

But we've made love 5 times in the last 1.3 months.  Sure, you might be idling banging your gf more than that. but this is one person with a full time job and a live-in woman, and the other with 2 kids and a husband.  She collapsed in my arms, and did again and again.

Short transcript from a text after a morning of love "OK but I too want to get excited by feeling you get full in my mouth".  When she's begging to bring you off orally, I think you're on the right path.

The secret

Want to know the secret to making love to a women?  More importantly, what to know how to become good at it?

get a cat.

I am, I dare say, an excellent lover.  I have had many partners who have expressed that.  I have brought women to orgasm who have never has an orgasm before.  How did I know to do this?

I had cats.

A dog is indiscriminate, scratch his side and he goes into paroxysms of happiness.   Not a cat.  A cat you have to sense, you have to experiment.  Experiment slowly, not abruptly.  Abrupt and the cat leaps away.  Slow and exploring and you find what makes the purr come.

Same with women's bodies.  Go slow.  Her body will tell you, clearly, what makes her hum.  Does she like a gentle touch in her private regions?  Start gentle, and see.   Hmmm, not quite there, try a little more firmness.  Oh, that made her leg move!  Try a gentle stretch.  She gasps!
Reach a little backwards, touch a less intimate area, but sensual to some.  A tiny retraction, a little pullback. Stop!  Go back where you were.

Same with a cat.

Want to be a great lover?  Get a cat, make the cat happy.  Then find a partner.

Yep

Had 2.5 hours of coffee with the married woman who's heart I broke.  Her text response afterwards-"Reminds me of how much I love you".  I'll make love to her in the next 3 months.

Meanwhile the woman who went off to Europe is not back yet, her text is "we will need much wine", so I put off making love to her until next week.

Yeah yeah.  Listen son, it's a grand game, and full of a tantalizing edge of constant excitement.  This is the thing.

Be sure....

If you're going to have an affair, be sure it's with a intelligent woman with 2 children.
Then, when you mess up, as you inevitably will, she will not cause a scene, not cause a scandal, not tell her husband.
Which I did.  Don't know what's going to happen since she (per her text) "I love you. still".
Doesn't really matter.  Co-worker X has been shattered by her man-freind cheating on her (duh, everyone who knew about the ill-fated relationship of 3 years knew that) so she's devastated. Which means next week I'll swing by her condo and make love to her.  I expect this.  I'll let y'all know.
And co-worker lady 2 (or 3) actually showed me her net worth (in the millions) today, which she does not share with her husband.
Gosh, this is fun.